570 A.D.

May 22

[video]

Four more days! Can’t wait for the launch! They’ve been out for so long — almost a decade — so I have no expectations. Just gonna watch it and enjoy the show as-is for old time’s sake, and appreciate all the effort put into it. Let’s go Bluths!

Four more days! Can’t wait for the launch! They’ve been out for so long — almost a decade — so I have no expectations. Just gonna watch it and enjoy the show as-is for old time’s sake, and appreciate all the effort put into it. Let’s go Bluths!

Mar 13

(via teaformirsarue)

Mar 06

Oh you say that I treat you
Like a book on a shelf,
I don’t take you out that often
Cause I know that I’ve completed you
And that’s why you are here,
That’s the reason you stay here,
How awful that must feel,

You said you’d be my dream
I could have you every night,
And if by morning, I’d forgotten you,
Well, no big deal, that’d be alright
Cause you’re the reoccurring kind,
You are the reoccurring kind,
You never really leave my mind..

I wish he would quit smoking

I wish he would quit smoking

(Source: c-oberstquotes, via connyxoberst)

(Source: kushkomikss, via spx)

Me stationary, the world moving lol

Me stationary, the world moving lol

(via nappingwitheloquence)

SUBMISSION: Sarcasm on the Internet

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work by Thom DeLair

Hahahaha

Maeby becomes a devout Christian:-Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it?
-That’s a Cross.
-Across from where?
-*Closes door.*

Maeby becomes a devout Christian:

-Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on it?

-That’s a Cross.

-Across from where?

-*Closes door.*

Nov 30

“I’m so secretive that when someone asks me, “Hey, can you keep a secret?” I say “That’s none of your business.”